Mom of the Year.

**sigh** Kids in back seat of car while mom has sex in front.

So you need a license to drive a car, a taxi or pilot a plane. You need one to get married, sell real estate, broadcast a radio station, and fish or hunt. But there's no baby license. Anyone can just up and have a baby. Seriously, there outta be a license to have kids. You take a test when you hit puberty and if you fail, boom!, you get sterilized. If you pass, you have to get an extension every two years. One of the questions is, "Do you think it's ok to have sex in the front seat of a car while your children are in the backseat?" If you answer yes, boom!, you get sterilized. Make it happen, Congress.